DOWNLOAD CUT 2 – JIMMY KIMMEL – Addresses last year’s slap in his Oscars opening monologue (:59)
DOWNLOAD CUT 3 – JIMMY KIMMEL – Tells press that the Oscars champagne carpet instead of a red carpet says they’re “confident no blood will be shed” (:14)
DOWNLOAD CUT 4 – JIMMY KIMMEL – Asks Nobel Prize winner Malala Yousafzai the question: “Did Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine?” (:23)
DOWNLOAD CUT 5 – JAMIE LEE CURTIS – On winning Best Supporting Actress: “I am not standing up here by myself, I am hundreds of people” (1:10)
DOWNLOAD CUT 6 – KE HUY QUAN – On winning Best Supporting Actor: “This is the American Dream!!” (:45)
DOWNLOAD CUT 7 – HUGH GRANT – Seems to be having difficulty talking with an interviewer on his way into the Oscars ceremony (1:12)
DOWNLOAD CUT 8 – BRENDAN FRASER – On winning Best Actor: “So this is what the multiverse looks like” (:46)
DOWNLOAD CUT 9 – MICHELLE YEOH – On winning Best Actress: “This is a beacon of hope and possibilities” (:25)
DOWNLOAD CUT 10 – MAITLAND WARD – The adult actress says the AVN’s are better than the Oscars (:37)
DOWNLOAD CUT 11 – JOE EXOTIC – Says he’s in prison because of a “conspiracy”, maintains his innocence (:42)
DOWNLOAD CUT 12 – BILL WALTON – NBA legend is bleeped twice for using the word “midget” (:35)
DOWNLOAD CUT 13 – DAVID BLAINE – Magician holds up his live show in Vegas trying to pop his dislocated shoulder back into place (:36)