DOWNLOAD CUT 2 – DONALD TRUMP – Slams ABC for hosting an “unfair debate” and that they should lose their license (:33) (TMZ)
DOWNLOAD CUT 3 – TRUE DUCK – Police dispatch in Springfield, Ohio confirms that Haitian migrants have been stealing geese (:49) (FEDERALIST)
DOWNLOAD CUT 4 – DONALD TRUMP – On Taylor Swift’s endorsement of Kamala Harris: “I like Brittany Mahomes better” (:39) (TMZ)
DOWNLOAD CUT 5 – MEGYN KELLY – Goes nuclear when Taylor Swift endorses Kamala Harris: “F-you Taylor Swift” (:32) (DAILY MAIL)
DOWNLOAD CUT 6 – CHAPPELL ROAN – Goes off on photog at the VMAs: “You shut the f*** up” (:15) (TMZ)
DOWNLOAD CUT 7 – OFF TARGET – TikToking mom has big problem with Target’s redesign of their shopping carts for toddlers (:49) (DAILY MAIL)
DOWNLOAD CUT 8 – ALEX TREBEK – Has fun talking dishwashers in this clip from “Classic Concentration” in 1988 (:34) (YOUTUBE)