Born on this day!!  Actor Joel Grey is 91. Actor Louise Lasser is 84. Actor Peter Riegart (“Animal House”) is 76. Actor Bill Irwin (“Law and Order: SVU”) is 73. Singer-songwriter Jim Lauderdale is 66. Guitarist Nigel Pulsford (Bush) is 62. Country singer Steve Azar is 59. Singer Lisa Stansfield is 57. Actor Johnny Messner (“Killer Instinct,” ″The O.C.”) is 54. Bassist Dylan Keefe of Marcy Playground is 53. Actor Vicellous Shannon (“The Hurricane”) is 52. Rapper David Banner is 49. Actor Tricia Helfer (“Lucifer”) is 49. Drummer Chris Gaylor of All-American Rejects is 44. Actor Kelli Garner (“Taking Woodstock,” ″Lars and the Real Girl”) is 39. Singer Joss Stone is 36. Actor Kaitlyn Jenkins (“Bunheads”) is 31.

 

THIS DAY IN GENIUS HISTORY

1814 – Napoleon was exiled to the island of Elba.
1899 – The treaty ending the Spanish-American War took effect.
1921 – Iowa imposed the first state cigarette tax.
1945 – Allies liberated Buchenwald concentration camp.
1951 – President Harry Truman fired General Douglas McArthur.
1968 – President Lyndon B. Johnson signed the 1968 Civil Rights Act.
1979 – Ugandan dictator Idi Amin was overthrown.
1981 – President Ronald Reagan returned to the White House after he was shot in an assassination attempt.
2007 – Science-fiction writer Kurt Vonnegut died in New York City at age 84.

Today Is: Barbershop Quartet Day, National Be Kind To Lawyers Day, Identity Management Day, International “Louie Louie” Day, National Clean Up Your Pantry Day, National Pet Day, National Ranch Water Day, National Teach Children To Save Day, Submarine Day, World Parkinson’s Disease Day

TODAY ON TV!
Primetime TV (All Times Eastern)

CBS – 8:00 – FBI / 9:00 – FBI International / 10:00 – FBI Most Wanted
NBC – 8:00 – Night Court / 8:30 – American Auto / 9:00 – The Wall / 10:00 – Weakest Link
ABC – 8:00 – The Rookie  /  9:00 – Will Trent / 10:00 – Will Trent
FOX – 8:00 – 911 Lone Star / 9:00 – Accused
CW – 8:00 – Superman and Loris / 9:00 – Gotham Knights

TV Talk Shows

Jimmy Kimmel: Carol Burnett, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Metallica
Stephen Colbert: Jennifer Garner, Rep. Katie Porter
Watch What Happens Live: Cecily Strong, Melissa Gorga
Daily Show: Pre-empted
Live with Kelly and Ryan: Jennifer Garner, Jesse Metcalfe, Eric Ripert
Jennifer Hudson: Rob Riggle, Sam Claflin

WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN’ ABOUT? Here are today’s PPM-Friendly Topics!

QUESTION: What came between TAYLOR SWIFT and her boyfriend?? “The pandemic ended, and her SUPERSTAR PERSONA came out!!!!!!”

 

QUESTION: Does she have it ALL FIGURED OUT? This 29-year-old has gone viral with a detailed POWER POINT on phases of romance!!

 

QUESTION: Suck on WHAT?? In a bizarre video, the DALAI LAMA asks a boy to “suck his tongue!!” Now he’s APOLOGIZING!! Gross!!!

 

QUESTION: How did this man BREAK HIS PENIS?? He was performing the world’s “most dangerous sexual position!!” What is it?? Click here!!

 

QUESTION: How hip can he GET?? King Charles scales down the coronation.. and now he’s come up with a coronation EMOJI!! (No poop??)

We like the one on the right!!!

 

OTHER CELEBRITY NEWS

 

Whitney Houston Musical Ends In Chaos After Audience Members Sing Along in Manchester, UK!

See the craziness HERE.
*****They started singing along with “I Will Always Love You” and refused to stop!! (Of course they did)
*****These women got tossed out, and the audience cheered!!!
****But then… they canceled the show! The audience members were louder than the performers!!
*****We just can’t have anything nice anymore!!
TOPIC: The time you saw an audience ruin a show!

 

Sean “Diddy” Combs Says He Was Only Joking About Paying Big Royalties To Sting; “It’s called ‘being facetious!!'”

***We thought “facetious” meant “extra gassy!!”
*****Sting tweeted: “Then you owe me, Diddy Daddy!!”
*****When Sting was asked about this in 2018, he said it was true.. so who’s lying??

 

Kim Kardashian Will Star In New Season Of “American Horror Story!!!”

*****The story is about an influencer whose support hose maim and kill people!!
****The episode will open with her stepfather being castrated.
*****Can TV really handle “The Kardashians” AND “American Horror Story??” Aren’t they the same thing?
****Some of the “Fan Responses?” “I’m sorry… what?” and “I don’t feel good about this!!”

 

Hilary Swank Gives Birth To Twins

****She’s 48… so it’s kind of an Easter miracle!!
*****We’re looking back at her career.. and we think they’ll be able to see most of her movies!!
*****It’s a boy and girl.. no names yet!

 

DAILY TOPIC SUGGESTIONS

 

#TellMeSomethingGoodTuesday Topic: Looking back, what did you do that was easier than you ever thought it would be??

#Humpday Topic: What is the worst food to EAT IN THE DARK?? #WorstFoodWednesday

#ThrowbackThursday: Did your partner have a DELIVERY ROOM FAIL?? 

 

STUPID NEWS

 

Virginia Man Fills Up Pothole By Planting a Tree In It!

See the video HERE.
****The city had let it go for a year!! What’s he supposed to do??
****A city worker saw the post and said, “What’s the tree fir??”

 

Man Breaks Record By Cracking 46 Different Body Joints In Consecutive Order!

 See it HERE.
*****He celebrated in his wheelchair!!
*****But… way to turn an annoying habit into a Guinness World Record!!!
*****One of the joints overheated and started smoking!! Yes, a “smoking joint!”

 

Woman Has A 5 ½ Foot Afro! Sets World Record!!!

See the video HERE.
********She set the record years ago at 4’4″, lost to some bayatch from NYC, and just recaptured it!! (true)
*******When she goes out, she has to rest her hair in the back seat!!
******Someone asked her where she lives, and she said: “1974!!!”
******She lives in Louisiana, so the humidity helps a lot!!

 

Florida Man Leads Cops On A Naked, Greasy Chase

See the video HERE.
*******He was naked and covered with wheel-bearing grease, peppermint oil and blood..
******He broke into a house, jumped in the pool and then started jumping on a trampoline!!
*****It took four cops to bring him down!!
****You know what this means: FLORIDA MAN IS BACK!! 

 

STUFF THAT’S COOL AND VIRAL

 

VIDEO: GUY LOOKS FOR THE BEST CROISSANT IN PARIS DURING THE RIOTS.

VIDEO: THE DALAI LAMA ASKS LITTLE BOY TO “SUCK MY TONGUE”.

 

A LIST FOR TUESDAY

 

11 Ridiculous Things Partners Have Said Or Done In The Delivery Room

HUFFINGTON POST

1. “While in the thick of labor, getting to the point of no return, no epidural yet, crouching on the floor in agony, my husband, who is a baseball coach, suggested I ‘walk it off.’” ― Ashley
2. “My husband worked in the same hospital where I gave birth. I got to meet most of his coworkers postpartum with a tit out breastfeeding because he told them to pop in anytime and say, ‘hi.’” ―Sara Petrick
3. “With my first kid, I labored for 38 hours before having an unplanned cesarean, but during labor, I got super hot and asked my husband if could find a towel or cloth he could wet with cold water so I could wrap it on my neck. At this point, I wasn’t allowed to eat or drink, and I felt like I had no relief.  He was opening all these drawers and finally found something that looked like cloth and wet it, and then he was like, ‘It has a hole! It must be made for this,’ and I’m like PERFECT. Logically it didn’t make sense, but I was desperate… and it worked. I put my head through the hole of this wet thing, and it helped a lot. The nurse comes in, and she’s looking at me, kind of amused. Turns out they were panties. The mesh panties that they give you after birth. I was wearing wet mesh panties around my neck and head, and neither of us realized.” ― @Tobi_Is_Fab

4. “I’m usually a smart man, but when my wife went into labor with our firstborn, I brought my laptop to the hospital because my ‘Farmville’ crops needed to be harvested before they died. She really had bad timing with that whole ‘labor’ thing.” ―@dadmann_walking
5. “My third child was an emergency C-section. They called my husband into the room and didn’t tell him that I wasn’t closed up yet. He came in and asked me how I was doing. I told him I was cold. He looks over at me, still opened up and goes, ‘I bet you are.’” ―@pro_worrier_
6. “My hubby was casually chatting and showing off his DSLR to the anesthesiologist who was administering my spinal block before the C-section. I kept nudging them both that my shoulder was hurting, but [there was] no need: The gynecologists ultimately gave them both a glare, and my IV was adjusted! Men.” ― Batool
7. “When I went into labor with my first, things happened so quickly, and my husband didn’t get a chance to eat anything. Fast forward to hours later ― still no baby, and he’s still starving. His mom brought him this horrific-looking burrito that had mushrooms in it, which he hates. Almost immediately after eating the burrito, he was hit with horrendous diarrhea. He didn’t want to use the bathroom in the delivery room, so he’d run past the nurses station to the waiting room restroom and then back again to help me push. Guess we were both delivering something that day!” ― Carly

8. “I do recall thinking how uncomfortable the chair I had spent hours sitting in alongside my wife as we waited for our first child to arrive. I was going to say something about it, but somehow I caught myself before I spoke.” ― Slade Wentworth
9. “For the birth of our first child, I had driven on every possible route going to the hospital in NYC at various times and never missed even a blood work appointment. What I hadn’t accounted for was having IBS the day of. So obviously, I had to take a 20-minute break while she was waiting in the car to go. I mean, the cramps I had were awful, and I had to shut up about it because I forgot about the hospital bag. In the delivery room, she had a playlist for going into labor, and I thought the songs were too boring ― I probably shouldn’t have said that thought out loud. After the baby arrived, my friend came to meet us, and I gave him her food because he was hungry.” ― Vinod Chhaproo

10. “Apparently, I pooped on the delivery table, and when he went to react, a nurse gave him a look and shook her head like, ‘Don’t say anything!’ and quietly cleaned it up.” ― @mommy_cusses
11. “With our oldest, when we first got to the hospital, my husband put on the Vince Vaughn movie ‘Delivery Man,’ where he’s a sperm donor to 500+ kids. Then he ordered a huge hospital breakfast, which he ate in front of me. I couldn’t eat anything and was waiting for my doctor to come on duty so I could get an epidural. A little before it was time for me to start pushing, my husband abruptly left the room. The doctor was worried and sent a nurse running out to check on him, thinking he had fainted in the hallway. Instead, he sauntered back in a few minutes later with a cup of coffee because he ‘didn’t want to miss anything.’” ― Meghan

 

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